Blasted linear time!

Today's post is going to be a rather short one as midnight draws ever closer. I have a topic which I will no doubt touch upon tomorrow and I was halfway through writing the post when I realised that I couldn't do it justice in a mere fifteen minutes of hurried typing. I really need to start doing these things earlier in the day. The same often applies to my homework.

As a quick aside, today's Woodle, found below, is drawn by Sam Stafford, who will be paid the princely sum of £1 for his efforts, and written, again, by myself. I have plans for these “Negotiation” comics. And webcomicking in general. I've touched on this before and certainly will do so again in the future, but I really like webcomics and I'm planning to do one of my own, or at the very least write it, owing to my total lack of artistic talent. Maybe I'll find something I've scanned in and put that up as today's image. Unfortunately, you won't be reading this if I do, because you'll go blind.

Like I said, this post is pretty hurried. I will try to avoid them but life often gives you what you try to avoid. My personal theory is that the universe is simply a very advanced Sims game, played by God an "intelligent designer" (can't piss off the pseudo-scientists, now, can we?). Everyone loves torturing their sims from time to time, right?

Image: Nah, decided against it.