If I can get writer's block, does that make me a writer?

I think I have writer's block.

I honestly can't think of anything to say. Maybe it's because the holidays, or at least these ones, really aren't a time for stimulating new thoughts or having exciting experiences (though if you want a plot summary of the first 2 seasons of Boston Legal, I can now easily give you that. Denny Crane.). Maybe it's just general laziness. I don't really know.

The point is, I can't think of anything to write for tonight and I can't be bothered hanging around till five minutes before midnight in the hope that inspiration will strike. So I'm just gonna put this up and say to hell with it, I need to get up before noon tomorrow.

But Alasdair, you say, this isn't a proper blog post!

Aha, I respond, yes, it is. And do you know why?

No, you say.

Because it's my blog and I can call whatever I like whatever I want, I calmly reply, before hitting “Publish”.