If you can figure out the melon-hitting thing, you get an invisible cookie

You know what I'd like? To hold on to a steady network connection for longer than a minute.

On to more interesting topics. Skippy and I have decided that we need to make some changes to this 'ere site. We're not entirely sure what this will accomplish, but we hope to add a few more things to the sidebar... and do some other stuff that we have yet to decide on, but which will be awesome.

Personally, I wouldn't mind having the length of the lines on the posts widened. Centering is one thing, but there's a load of dead space to either side, at least some of which could probably be bettered filled. I don't think Blogger has a simple option for that, but I'm sure Skippy can figure something out. That crazy kid with his melon-hitting Dreamweavery.

What would Dreamweaver be called in Star Trek's mirror universe? Nightmareknitter or something, if it was a really bad writer. Maybe in some fan fiction.

I was going to try for a train-of-thought style post since I haven't done one in a while but the train has been derailed somewhat. Regular service will resume tomorrow. Until then, buses will be available to take you to your future hippopotamus.

I really need to stop mixing my metaphors.